We are the Intoxicated Sofa Kings. Let’s try and translate that:
Intoxicated: to affect temporarily with diminished physical and mental control by means of alcoholic liquor, a drug, or another substance, esp. to excite or stupefy with liquor.
Sofa: a long, upholstered couch with a back and two arms or raised ends.
Kings: a male sovereign or monarch; a man who holds by life tenure, and usually by hereditary right, the chief authority over a country and people.
That’s interesting. It would make us a group of drunken furniture dwellers who think they have the divine right over people. Yep, that’s us. We are just a group of fun loving guys who play America’s Army . This is a small group of yahoos that is spread across the country and two nations. Our active membership, for now, is small but we’ve been a rowdy little group at times. We do have a server at the current time and your more than welcome to come raid are pad if you like. ISK are the kind of guys that show up at your party toting half a twelve pack, shirt out and talking in our outside voices. We don’t want to fight and you can have one of our beers. That is how we prefer to play when we show up on other servers. We’ll come in and be a little rowdy and use some foul language. There aren’t many subjects that are taboo and we will turn on each other if it’s funny. One of our mottos is: If it’s funny, it’s ok.
This is our very tiny and obscure corner of the web. If you are here for the first time you probably popped in to see what kind of guys you were playing with or you are here to complain that we asked to see a naked picture of your sister. That or we made fun of your cousin who is retarded. Either way, we apologize in advance if it will unknot your panties. You will see things on this website that may offend you. We don’t care. It’s our space and we are going to do with it what we want. Become a member of the site, for nothing, and post something funny. Remind us of something we said last night because there is a good chance that we won’t remember it. Either way, lighten up, would ya? It’s life and it’s just a game. Go outside and have some fun.
ISK
